When NBG Scout, Faye Saunders asked Tom Kabat of Woodenbikes.com,, the man who teaches classes for those who want to know how build a bike in the worst possible way, if he could build her a Potty Bike like the one you see pictured below, here was his reply:
Yikes!
It's pottyriffic!
Butt,
I don't feel moved to make one.
Potty on!